don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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