would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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