I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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