We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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