dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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