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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm going to rape that little man

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  omg not your brother

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?

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• (661): View more from California

  Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?

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  What the hell did you do last night?!

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.

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