He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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