If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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