im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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