i just made my gag reflex go away.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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