i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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