Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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