Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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