Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
