absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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