I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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