Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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