HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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