I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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