I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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