PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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