check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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