why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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