"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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