I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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