Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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