Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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