3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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