Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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