someone owes me an orgasm
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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