I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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