i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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