nut hugger
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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