I look better un-naked...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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