Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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