we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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