Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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