you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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