Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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