So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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