You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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