are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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