My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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