nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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