yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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