we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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