there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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