Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Randomize