You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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