I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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