I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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