I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
is that a dick in a sweater?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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