38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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