so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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