i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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