Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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