there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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